Small Town Sally

iguanabones:

first date ideas: show your date to everybody in town… wearing a salmon suit

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borkyno:

demonprincedaniel:

intergalactic-spaceprince:

littleturtle99:

intergalactic-spaceprince:

aphprussia:

tiny-bubble:

odinsnotwearingmakeup:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

marauderstrio:

ukuleleblake:

borkyno:

i see all these british memes and i think we need to make a list of american memes

• flo from progressive
  
• the midwest
• how big is alaska
• jeopardy review games
• spIRIT WEEK
• 
  

• jake from statefarm

• it’s not car insurance, it’s all state
  
• “mayhem is coming”
  
• “nothing could replace brad”
  
• kahoot

• BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL
• thanks obama
• idk my bff jill
• kids who take kickball way to seriously

• HI, BILLY MAYS HERE
  
• target [t-are-j-ey]
• texas
• 1-800-steamer
• threatening to move to Canada

•Shirley temple DVD set
•IT MAKES MY PATIO 20 DEGREES COOLER!!

• making fun of east coast/south when they can’t handle snow

• Dodgeball in gym class
  
• Rectangular school pizza

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IT MAKES YOUR PATIO 20 DEGREES COOLER!!

this is so aggressively american i an feel the patriotism

Dinkleberg

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